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Thursday, February 5, 2009

The Cows Are In The Corn


This is one of my favorite stories a friend sent me several years ago:


Hymns and Choruses: The Cows are in the Corn

An old farmer went to the city one weekend and attended the big city church. He came home and his wife asked him how it was. “Well,” said the farmer, “It was good. They did something different, however. They sang praise choruses instead of hymns.”
“Praise choruses,” said his wife, “What are those?”
“Oh, they’re okay. They’re sort of like hymns, only different,” said the farmer.
“Well, what’s the difference?” asked his wife.

The farmer said, “It’s like this--If I were to say to you: ‘Martha, the cows are in the corn,’ well, that would be a hymn. If, on the other hand, I were to say to you: Martha, Martha, Martha, Oh, Martha, MARTHA, MARTHA, the cows, the big cows, the brown cows, the black cows, the white cows, the black and white cows, the COWS, COWS, COWS are in the corn, are in the corn, are in the corn, are in the corn, the CORN, CORN, CORN, then, if I were to repeat the whole thing two or three times, well that would be a praise chorus.”

As luck would have it, the exact same Sunday a young, new Christian from the city church attended the small town church. He came home and his wife asked him how it was. “Well,” said the young man, “It was good. They did something different, however. They sang hymns instead of regular songs.”

“Hymns,” said his wife, “What are those?”
“Oh, they’re okay. They’re sort of like regular songs, only different,” said the young man.
“Well, what’s the difference?” asked his wife.

The young man said, “Well, it’s like this-If I were to say to you, ‘Martha, the cows are in the corn,’ that would be a regular song. If, on the other hand, I were to say to you:

Oh Martha, dear Martha, hear thou my cry
Inclinest thine ear to the words of my mouth.
Turn thou thy whole wondrous ear by and by
To the righteous, inimitable, glorious truth.

For the way of the animals who can explain
There in their heads is no shadow of sense,
Hearkenest they in God’s sun or His rain
Unless from the mild, tempting corn they are fenced.

Yea those cows in glad bovine, rebellious delight,
Have broke free their shackles, their warm pens eschewed.
Then goaded by minions of darkness and night
They all my mild Chilliwack sweet corn have chewed.

So look to that bright shining day by and by,
Where all foul corruptions of earth are reborn.
Where no vicious animal makes my soul cry
And I no longer see those foul cows in the corn.

Then, if I were to do only verses one, three and four and do a key change on the last verse, well that would be a hymn.”

(from the web—numerous sources)

5 comments:

Melissa E. said...

I am sooo swiping this for my post today! You don't mind do you?!! I grew up in one of those Hymns-and-Classical-music-are-the-ONLY-kind-of-REAL-music homes and my family, who has now seen the light, will really get a chuckle at this one!

Mike and Christie said...

Please Do spread it around! :)

I used to have a really funny story on King James Only versions, but can't find it.

Lyz said...

Thanks for posting! I came specifically looking for this story- my folks are Lutheran and we are Evangelical...it's just too true!;)

Mike and Christie said...

I'm so glad you enjoyed it. :)

katiemacgregor said...

LOL!!! i randomly came across this as i was checking your latest blog post...& i'm in hysterics laughing!! having been to both types of churches - those who sing 'hymns' & those who sing 'praise choruses' - it's so accurate! LOVE IT.

thanks for brightening my sunday!
xx

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